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Midnight Monster Society

Jason's Mommy Embroidered Beanie

Jason's Mommy Embroidered Beanie

Regular price $35.00 CAD
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Jason, do you remember camp wasn't so great?
(Wasn't so great)
The counselors had lots of sex while you drowned in the lake
(Drowned in the lake)
But one woman stood by you when your life was taken
(Life was taken)
Yeah, she slaughtered them all and even killed Kevin Bacon
(After love makin')
I'm makin' sure that she's appreciated
She did it all for you and was decapitated
Jason's mom has got it goin' on
With a body count that rivals her son's
Jason, can't you see the love behind her killin' spree?
Whether her head's off or on
I'm in love with Jason's mom

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic 
• Unisex style
• Hand washable

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 17 ¼-18 ½ 8 ⅝ 3 8 ⅛
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